Humor Archives - Adventure Protocol

The Super Secret Language of Climbing Lingo

Grant Smith — Thu, 06 Sep 2018 11:57:15 +0000

By now you’ve learned belay commands and cool climbing lingo like crux, stem, and beta. Maybe you’ve even Continue reading

Meg Macdonald — Wed, 11 Jul 2018 11:57:41 +0000

Downward dog. Bound lotus. Legs behind the head. Sphinx. Eight angle pose. Easy plow. From the sound of Continue reading

Grant Smith — Thu, 12 Apr 2018 11:45:02 +0000

Climbing has often been used as a euphemism for sex. Even the Bible uses climbing as a sexual Continue reading

Grant Smith — Tue, 13 Mar 2018 12:00:15 +0000

For every rock climber that takes climbing too seriously, there’s one that realizes Yvon Chouinard was right when Continue reading

Grant Smith — Thu, 16 Nov 2017 23:42:56 +0000

What does bouldering look like without the climber? Photographer Ted Schiele (@s.ted) “got bored and photoshopped out climbers Continue reading

Grant Smith — Tue, 31 Oct 2017 00:27:39 +0000

If you haven’t noticed by now (and of course you have), Instagram is full of outdoor nudity. There’s Continue reading

Grant Smith — Mon, 23 Oct 2017 21:05:13 +0000

Don’t we all love adventure couples? Living life to fullest while sharing it with someone they love. How Continue reading

Grant Smith — Mon, 23 Oct 2017 20:08:00 +0000

“National parks are the best idea we ever had. Absolutely American, absolutely democratic, they reflect us at our Continue reading

Grant Smith — Mon, 23 Oct 2017 18:34:15 +0000

Nothing makes people think adventure more than John Muir quotes. Well placed John Muir quotes can take your Continue reading

Grant Smith — Fri, 29 Sep 2017 04:22:16 +0000

Are you breaking the LNT Principles and being an outdoor asshole? Nobody wants to be an asshole, especially Continue reading